I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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