we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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