All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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