Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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