It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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