your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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