Are we in a gay sports bar?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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