but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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