so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Sorry my hands just texted you
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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