Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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