windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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