How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
tell me about the fingering
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