Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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