Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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