This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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