How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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