Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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