so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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