Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I need a beard to bite.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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