is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Someone signed my nipple.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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