You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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