that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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