There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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