sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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