used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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