My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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