oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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