This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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