stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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