I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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