Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I am midnight drunk by noon
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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