I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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