A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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