question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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