Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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