jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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