Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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