what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
