Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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