She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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