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hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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