She went from zero to smokin in five shots
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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