I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Randomize
