Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I just found a bag of teeth...
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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