I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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