This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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