I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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