I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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