I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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