Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you traded sex for a burrito?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I can feel your judgement through the phone
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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