Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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