so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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