Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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