It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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